Four strangers went to sleep on what seemed an ordinary evening ... but on that night we were all taken by a bright light which felt like being blended with the fabric of space.

Where we went and for how long we were gone, we don't know. But we woke up the next day with a calling for what we must do. With riffs, licks and killer basslines rattling around in our heads, we all gravitated like zombies towards Jon's Nan's shed and set to work.

With our new found knowledge and a list of materials (though we still don't know what to do with the Arab strap that James turned up wearing), the band was born!

We'd love to take credit for what we do (and for copyright reasons we certainly will). But these songs did not come from us, they didn't come from this planet, this galaxy or even this dimension and time. They came from the being known as Skinny Bob, he's not like me or you but he clearly liked a bit of punk, bikers, bad trips and toxic relationships.